Almost...

I nearly dropped my bag today
What would come next
Would not have been pretty
My camera was inside
Along with all the rest
The oh-so important things
My-my the things we need
Or feel naked without carrying
A girly life
Not such a delight
A serious pain in my ass
Get gone big bag
And all your dirty habbits

A change of heart...

My experience with the French is that they're usually fairly rude...

I had a nice waiter today though... he smiled a lot and... he even tried in English for me.

I thought that was nice...

Sad but true.

Sitting in a cafe in Paris...
And it's not all its cracked up to be.

A French Black

So.... apparently a "large black coffee" translates to one "espresso shot" in French - yep good to know.

What can I say??

He bought me a Christmas Tree.
x

Between The Two

I hate being in limbo between the two worlds.

The Flight Safety Cartoon Girl...

Is a little cutie though!

Brunette hottie. Jealous boys?

(Shame I don't have a happy snap!)

Flight Safety.

I think it'd be more fun for everyone if travelers were made to participate in the flight safety presentation.

It's so boring to watch but who doesn't love pointing out exits???

*Points forward, to the side and then behind - one arm at a time (over the shoulder)*

Once again with the shitty entertainment systems on planes.

The entertainment system is once again lacking - and sadly, isn't quite so entertaining.

If I had any authority over the travel/tourism industry the first thing I'd do is fix the entertainment systems (particularly on British Airways).

It is NOT value for your money. Food - I can do without, but shitty entertainment - es geht einfach nicht!

Seat 32G

Plays far too much Sudoku...

And also requires far too much carry-on luggage. Surely there's only so much you can do on a 24 hour plane ride?

Apparently not.

Seat 33G

Seat 33G - AKA Starey Mc Stareson!

PLEASE STOP STARING AT ME!

Yo Britney - spin that wheel!

All things fall into place
My heart it feels so safe
You are my melody
That's where you take me.

In time you will find...

You're heavensent.

You were sent to me.

Pull at your heart strings...

And listen to an old school song...

They'll get you every time.

Leaving Sydney...

Has been harder than I'd expected.

What was that about tiny ears?

You said "who cares about tiny ears?".

It turns out... I do!

Those one-size-fits-all style headphones they give out on planes rely purely on clasping to the foundation of a normal sized ear - meaning; the majority.

We are not part of this majority nor do these not-so-nifty headphone inventions benefit us in any way, shape or form - we clearly weren't made for this.

Excluded by Airlines! Now are you SURE you'd wish this on the kids? :P

Nearly like home.

Friends, Sex and the City, Gossip Girl...

I could be in our room right now... although then a crucial ingredient would be missing.

HINT = Starts with a F, ends in a X.

KISS. x

Sick Creature From The Plane - 39D continued.

Sitting next to the sickest creature in the world - I feel for you, really I do - but PLEASE go splatter your illness else where.

You are NOT and I repeat - NOT - healthy enough to fly!

39D

WOW - the guy across from me seems about as sick as I am sure Felix is right about now.

Although I must say I would rather Felix's germs all up in my space than this random's.

Suddenly feeling very ill... Thanks 39D!

Flight ATTENDANCE

WHY call them flight attendants when it is clear they don't actually attend to anything at all?

Or are they attending the flight literally?

Me = confused.

Oh yes, I get it... they're all out hanging off the wings using their super powers to push it along with their mighty morphin power ranger strength. Yes?

Oh no wait, that's them there... standing up the back having their 'tea-time' and a good old scallywag!

PS - Do I get money back for a non-functional in flight entertainment unit and crappy, shitty 'attendance' or LACK there of?