Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Flight Safety.

I think it'd be more fun for everyone if travelers were made to participate in the flight safety presentation.

It's so boring to watch but who doesn't love pointing out exits???

*Points forward, to the side and then behind - one arm at a time (over the shoulder)*

Once again with the shitty entertainment systems on planes.

The entertainment system is once again lacking - and sadly, isn't quite so entertaining.

If I had any authority over the travel/tourism industry the first thing I'd do is fix the entertainment systems (particularly on British Airways).

It is NOT value for your money. Food - I can do without, but shitty entertainment - es geht einfach nicht!

Seat 32G

Plays far too much Sudoku...

And also requires far too much carry-on luggage. Surely there's only so much you can do on a 24 hour plane ride?

Apparently not.

Seat 33G

Seat 33G - AKA Starey Mc Stareson!

PLEASE STOP STARING AT ME!

Yo Britney - spin that wheel!

All things fall into place
My heart it feels so safe
You are my melody
That's where you take me.

In time you will find...

You're heavensent.

You were sent to me.

Pull at your heart strings...

And listen to an old school song...

They'll get you every time.